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金曜日, 12月 24, 2010

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月曜日, 12月 20, 2010

Yoda Bat



Discovered this past year in a remote jungle in Papua New Guinea!

finally.

The new york times is finally publishing newsworthy information:







A Space Wardrobe - Interactive


Photographs and X-ray images of spacesuits in all their complexity, some worn by famous astronauts and others that never made it into space.

Video of the Day: Douchey band name Award

火曜日, 12月 14, 2010

WILD AMBITIONS



"I'm on my way
to where you are

I'm running through the wild lands
You can't tell left from right

I'm running through the wild lands

So call my name
please call my name
I'm running through the wild lands

..

i'm on my way
to where you are
I'm running through the wild lands

So call my name
Please call my name
I'm running through the wild lands..."

-YELLOW MAGIC ORCHESTRA

月曜日, 12月 13, 2010

New Work December

Does this count as performance art?

FW:Progressive POST-Interested Only Very Plus Plus (Los Angeles, California)

Date: 2010-12-13, 10:15AM PST
Reply to: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

hello,

are you a computer?

do you mean us?

where do you fit in, in this zone?

When wanted for music, how do you express yourself with regard to the innate incoherencies and contradictions in global media data structures presented locally and in other places too?

More importantly, do you have a marimba? and can we borrow it to play a show? I guess you could play bass hooked up to a bunch of sampling stuff computers fx diode process envelopes warbling delay delay delay resampled autotuned........

or we could start an acoustic george harrison cover band!!!!!

interested?

reply now

not interested?

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lukewarmly interested?

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don't know how to reply?

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four million dollar reward* to the very best most correspondency newsletter, tell us what's up, will you drive four hours in traffic to rehearse every week?


We have every good looking person playing the best music ever filled in with the funniest, most clever things to say in between, so you gotta be able to gel with that.


Thank you! The future of sound waves Thank you, Forever.


**ps. faxes receive fastest consideration, dollar amount negotiable and NOT GUARANTEED LIMITED

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it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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日曜日, 10月 31, 2010

VIDEO ESSAY PART #2!

or am i hearing things (i am)

Ariel Pink - Round and Round

bassline.



Sade - Hang on to Your Love

bassline.



Doobie Brothers - What a Fool Believes

keyboards-ish.

VIDEO ESSAY PART #1!

Can you hear?

FOOL'S GOLD - NADINE



DOLLY PARTON - JOLENE


Even the names sound familiar. I don't believe it's a coincidence.

月曜日, 10月 25, 2010

It's time to get professional.

This is now a strictly business venture.

Also, it's supposed to be a secret, but since this blog is secret, I will divulge the secret fact that I created a secret group on facebook named "WEEN ONION" where I mostly have just talked about onions. The other members are not cooperating with my attempt at electronic collaboration/idea sharing. all i know is that PEOPLE SUCK.

oh yeah my band (s) is are soooo good.

ALSO I FUCKING H8 LA SOMEBODY SHOOT ME ALREADY

does anyone read this? who are these anonymous posters that don't have the GUTS to tell me who they are?

please watch these cool asians (jap) dance. that is all for now

木曜日, 5月 13, 2010

we don't buy no drinks at the bar, we pop champagne cause we got that dough

champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends

i'm working on a book, entitled "how to be unemployed, influence people and drink alot"

i'm also working on an experimental theory of the universe that when translated into a visual analog of space as a vibration in time, resembles a bottle shaped ascii rocket

i am also working to protect you from the darkness


more traveling soon?!?!?!?!

note to self: relax, the fire
the shield


you must have got your polarities switched or something

also, WELCOME, to the minimalist german techno ghetto.

how does it feel to run from your own shadow

"he's crying"

"he's crying tears"

"he's crying shadows"

i only cry shadows when it rains blood

darkness and scorched wastelands await your return, a strange hazy paradise


I HATE MY LIFE

THIS IS THE WORST VACATION EVER

over and out, star log 4898/3..344$$@!-===-