post apocalyptic living

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Date:2011-05-05 12:39:07
Title:(rooms & shares) post apocalyptic living

Are you looking for a fun, dirty place to live? We wanted to write an honest ad because this house is not what most people seem to want out of a living situation, but we like it.


Fairly cheap rent in a big, poorly constructed house near Venice Beach.


20 total, pets and humans. We are all creative. We are trying to count how many unemployed people consistently live here. We are lucrative crafty people. Capitalism is our playground. Our backyard contains a gallery of wet broken furniture amidst tall grass and ivy. Also, a bird cage filled with empty cat food cans. * editor's note: that was thrown away.


Black mold loves us. At least 5 of us are sick 60-70% of the time unless we are vacationing in other parts of the west coast and/or florida. Detroit is looking good. We have smoked inside. Fleas took away our last roommate-it was a medical condition. We have fleabombed. Are you strong? At least we don't have scabies.


We all like each other and get along, we are not passive or weenies. Limp noodles need not apply.


The 10th member of our household is a pitbull/boxer mix named Bud Dee with very short legs and a giant head with puppy dog eyes. He likes to cuddle and occasionally gets the bummer breeze from El Segundo.


Have you ever felt the desire to superglue your change to the wall? Or experiment with latex paint and carpet? We have those options here.


Our neighbors may have assumed from the dead animal parts and candles in our front yard that we worship satan but we are just committed artists. If we lived in the 1800's people may have tried to set us on fire; we would have fought back. We love bikes and bike rides to the beach. Our front room is filled with bikes; the first wall you see has a mural welcoming you to earth, from a wolf and some chola bunnies. We like typewriters and VHS tapes, and our comfortable opium den-ish movie room. Our fence is being taken over by furniture pieces.


Lots of instruments to play, some of us play in bands. at one point we had a pair of drumsets for dualing. We like good music.


Food. We have an involuntary communal food situation; we are vultures but fortunately cook alot and no one is hungry. Food does not go bad here. We don't mind grease fires. Sometimes the sink breaks and we live off of dumpster banana bread and pile our dishes in the bathtub. Our microwave sits atop a pile of laundry.


Another key feature is a 400 year old guru that lives in our midst disguised as a young Thai fox. He is solid.


Our landlord has brain damage and can be malicious.


Sleeping schedules: alot of us wake up around noon or after. We are all generally awake around 3/4 am. At one point some of us were living 'normal' lives but we realized that we were not happy that way.


We have 8 rooms total, a few are big enough to share comfortably, 2 bathrooms downstairs and 2 upstairs in bedrooms. You can customize your walls and floor.


No creeps, weirdos okay.


Email for more information on what rooms are available and when you can come see them.


Thanks,

the present

don't leave the house, only to gather supplies, and then when you save up a lot of supplise, supplise someone with them!

LOLOLOLOLOL

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drugs and animals that I took in the 80's that I wish I hadn't taken in the 80's

court looking at his watch with a picture of his face on the watch

once again

Buonanotte a tutti voi
non vi disturberò,
i giornali consumati
sparsi sul comò,
nei vostri sogni complicati
siete immersi già,
fra poco il suono della sveglia
vi sorprenderà.
Le lenzuola accolgono
già tutti tranne me,
ma che rumore insolito
i miei passi sul pavé,
le strade che si allargano,
c'è un gatto sulla via,
lui cerca amore e cibo,
io coltivo una mania.
Sonnambulismo è una parola
che vi meraviglierà,
ma quante cose questa notte
strana mi rivelerà,
sonnambulismo è il desiderio
di sfuggire ad un cliché,
sereno, allegro, malinconico
cammino senza te.
Guardo sorridendo
le vetrine e le réclame,
e percorro zigzagando
le corsie dei tram,
mi metto a indovinare il sole
dove sorgerà,
c'è tanto tempo per pensare
quanta libertà.
Sonnambulismo per sfuggire
alla cattiva compagnia,
equilibrismo tra le strade
sempre piene di follia,
sonnambulismo è una finestra
che non s'illuminerà,
sonnambulismo ed un telefono
che non risponderà.
Sonnambulismo è una parola
che vi meraviglierà,
ma quante cose questa notte
strana mi rivelerà,
sonnambulismo è il desiderio
di sfuggire ad un cliché,
sereno, allegro, malinconico
cammino senza te.
Sonnambulismo per sfuggire
alla cattiva compagnia,
equilibrismo tra le strade
sempre piene di follia,
sonnambulismo è una finestra
che non s'illuminerà,
sonnambulismo ed un telefono
che non risponderà.

I's W/O a @

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"About what?"

"About what does that mean?"

"The, song what was it about?"

"What does that mean?"

"What?"

"That's what the song was about."

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To make small quick jumpy movements

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vibratory motion

First Known Use: 1929

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a number of hardware problems, such as a slow refresh rate,

a bad connection between the video adapter and monitor,

a hardware malfunction in the monitor, or poor synchronization in the signals being sent;
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a type of packet delay where the delay has an impact on the quality of the voice conversation.

A signal distortion caused when a carrier signal is not synchronized to its reference timing positions

can cause transmission errors and loss of synchronization for high-speed synchronous communication links.

errors in the timing of sample acquisition due to rapid amplitude changes

also known as Sample Offset Uncertainty

introduces some distortion and phase discrepancy

Higher frequencies are more susceptible

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Although it is uncertain from which country yams originated, yams are one of the oldest food plants known. They have been cultivated since 50,000 BC in Africa and Asia. In addition to these continents, yams also currently grow in the tropical and subtropical regions of North and South America.

Choose yams that are firm and do not have any cracks, bruises or soft spots. Avoid those that are displayed in the refrigerated section of the produce department since cold temperature negatively alters their taste.

Yams should be stored in a cool, dark and well-ventilated place where they will keep fresh for up to ten days. They should be stored loose and not kept in a plastic bag. Keep them out of exposure to sunlight or temperatures above 60°F (around 15°C) since this will cause them to sprout or ferment. Uncooked yams should not be kept in the refrigerator.



Purée cooked yam with a little milk and season with tamari, coriander, cumin and cayenne.

As yam has an earthy, deep taste, it nicely complements darker meats such as venison.

Add chunks of yams to your next stir fry or pan of roasted vegetables. Roasted yams, fennel, onions, and mushrooms are a delicious combination.

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Yam, from the Canaanite word Yam, (Hebrew ים) meaning "Sea", is one name of the Ugaritic god of Rivers and Sea. Yam is the deity of the primordial chaos and represents the power of the sea untamed and raging; he is seen as ruling storms and the disasters they wreak. Yam is a deity of the sea and his palace is in the abyss associated with the depths, or Biblical tehwom, of the oceans.




What do you call a stolen yam?
A: a hot potato**

What is shakespeare's most famous yam related play?
A: yamlet



Who was the greatest US president?
A: Abrayam Lincoln




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MAY THE YAM BE WITH YOU



** yams are NOT to be confused with sweet potatoes, because they are yams

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